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007plz
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SUP BITCHES, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THE AWESOME AUGER. DO YOU HAVE LOTS OF DIRT THAT NEEDS TO GET PULLED UP?THEN BUY SOME OF THESE GOD DAMN AUGERS. THIS SHIT COULD CLEAN THE WARTS OFF YOUR SISTER'S VAGINA.CAUSE THERE WON'T FUCKING BE ONE WHEN I'M DONE WITH THAT BITCH. YOU COULD FUCKING USE AN AUGER ON YOUR DICK AND IT WOULD GROW 3 INCHES, FUCK.
IN A FEW MINUTES, THERE WILL BE A GODDAMN NUMBER ON YOUR SCREEN. CALL THAT SHIT AND BUY SIX OF THESE FUCKING AUGERS AND WE'LL THROW IN A SAMURAI SHARK AND A POWER DRILL. WHAT IS A POWER DRILL?YOU BEST BE JOKING, NIGGER. THOSE FUCKING DRILLS CAN GIVE YOUR BITCH THE NIGHT OF HER LIFE. YOU'LL PROBABLY NEED THEM AFTER YOU SHARPEN YOUR FUCKING SCISSORS WITH THE SAMURAI SHARK. BECAUSE YOU'LL SIMULTANEOUSLY SHIT, PISS, AND EJACULATE IN YOUR PANTS. HOW DO YOU PISS AND EJACULATE AT THE SAME TIME? FUCK YOU, THAT'S HOW. CALL ME NOW AND I'LL STOP YELLING. NEVERMIND, I CAN'T STOP SO FUCK YOU. I'M GONNA GO JACK OFF WITH SOME ORANGE-GLO SO PEACE OUT NIGGERS.
SO CALL 1-800-781-7529 NOW AND TELL THEM BILLY MAYS SENT YOU
THAT NUMBER AGAIN IS 1-800-781-7529 THATS ONE EIGHT ZERO ZERO SEVEN EIGHT ONE SEVEN FIVE TWO NINE
CALL NAO!
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Sylph: You know, little brother, you look particularly odd from this angle. Dusk: You know, big sister, from this angle it would be particularly unfortunate if I had to pee. - Darkwing by Kenneth Oppel
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i am malice. i am a being that has had consciousness since the time before time. i am the ruler of a Aphaen race named the Invilihalfs, brother of the other Aphaen race the Destroneckrous.
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Sylph: You know, little brother, you look particularly odd from this angle. Dusk: You know, big sister, from this angle it would be particularly unfortunate if I had to pee. - Darkwing by Kenneth Oppel
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i am malice. i am a being that has had consciousness since the time before time. i am the ruler of a Aphaen race named the Invilihalfs, brother of the other Aphaen race the Destroneckrous.
Sta.sh
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SUP BITCHES, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THE AWESOME AUGER. DO YOU HAVE LOTS OF DIRT THAT NEEDS TO GET PULLED UP?THEN BUY SOME OF THESE GOD DAMN AUGERS. THIS SHIT COULD CLEAN THE WARTS OFF YOUR SISTER'S VAGINA.CAUSE THERE WON'T FUCKING BE ONE WHEN I'M DONE WITH THAT BITCH. YOU COULD FUCKING USE AN AUGER ON YOUR DICK AND IT WOULD GROW 3 INCHES, FUCK.
IN A FEW MINUTES, THERE WILL BE A GODDAMN NUMBER ON YOUR SCREEN. CALL THAT SHIT AND BUY SIX OF THESE FUCKING AUGERS AND WE'LL THROW IN A SAMURAI SHARK AND A POWER DRILL. WHAT IS A POWER DRILL?YOU BEST BE JOKING, NIGGER. THOSE FUCKING DRILLS CAN GIVE YOUR BITCH THE NIGHT OF HER LIFE. YOU'LL PROBABLY NEED THEM AFTER YOU SHARPEN YOUR FUCKING SCISSORS WITH THE SAMURAI SHARK. BECAUSE YOU'LL SIMULTANEOUSLY SHIT, PISS, AND EJACULATE IN YOUR PANTS. HOW DO YOU PISS AND EJACULATE AT THE SAME TIME? FUCK YOU, THAT'S HOW. CALL ME NOW AND I'LL STOP YELLING. NEVERMIND, I CAN'T STOP SO FUCK YOU. I'M GONNA GO JACK OFF WITH SOME ORANGE-GLO SO PEACE OUT NIGGERS.
SO CALL 1-800-781-7529 NOW AND TELL THEM BILLY MAYS SENT YOU
THAT NUMBER AGAIN IS 1-800-781-7529
THATS ONE EIGHT ZERO ZERO SEVEN EIGHT ONE SEVEN FIVE TWO NINE
CALL NAO!
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Sylph: You know, little brother, you look particularly odd from this angle.
Dusk: You know, big sister, from this angle it would be particularly unfortunate if I had to pee.
- Darkwing by Kenneth Oppel
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i am malice. i am a being that has had consciousness since the time before time. i am the ruler of a Aphaen race named the Invilihalfs, brother of the other Aphaen race the Destroneckrous.
--
Sylph: You know, little brother, you look particularly odd from this angle.
Dusk: You know, big sister, from this angle it would be particularly unfortunate if I had to pee.
- Darkwing by Kenneth Oppel
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i am malice. i am a being that has had consciousness since the time before time. i am the ruler of a Aphaen race named the Invilihalfs, brother of the other Aphaen race the Destroneckrous.
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